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How many members of your zodiac sign does it take to change a light bulb? |
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ARIES: Just one. You want to make something of it? |
| TAURUS: One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away. |
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GEMINI: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done! |
| CANCER: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grieving process. |
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LEO: Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out. |
| VIRGO: Approximately 1.000000 with an analyzed error factor of +/- a hundred millionth of a micron. |
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LIBRA: Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make that two. Is that okay with you? |
| SCORPIO: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order. |
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SAGITTARIUS: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? |
| CAPRICORN: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes. |
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AQUARIUS: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so.... |
| PISCES: Light bulb? What light bulb? |
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